Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Imperative!**

This is super important: we need a new name for my craptastic indoor soccer team. Our name is presently "Synergy". Super lame. An example of a good name: "Parental Units". An example of a bad name: "Blue Meanies". And "Synergy". At any rate, I'm fresh out of ideas so I need some help here. Suggest something clever, intimidating, and self-depricating at the same time. Like "Rabid Gopher" or something.

Also:

I WAS A KITTEN!!! AN ADORABLE KITTEN!!!

You Are A: Kitten!

kitty catCute as can be, kittens are playful, mischevious, and ever-curious. Like you, kittens hate getting wet. Kittens are often loving, but are known to scratch or bite when annoyed. These adorable animals are the most popular pets in the United States--37% of American households have at least one cat. Whether it is your gentle purr or your disarming appearance, you make a wonderful kitten.

You were almost a: Pony or a Duck
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a DucklingWhat Cute Animal Are You?


BEST DAY EVER!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

dammit i'm a pony

Anonymous said...

Bear cub. Can I really be that vicious? Don't ask the ex... anyhoo, how about the Spongmonkeys? Oh, rathergood, you and your crab of ineffable wisdom...

Anonymous said...

i'm a freakin' parakeet

Emily said...

KITTEN!!!!

Almost a chipmunk or monkey (of the never-losing-my-wallet persuasion). Least like a duck or pony.

In conclusion, meow.

Anonymous said...

kitten it is, but apparently i have something against both ducks AND ducklings. am highly disturbed by the possibility that my life has been nothing but a silent lobby for the eradication of duck-kind. my god, can you imagine a world without count duckula?

Anonymous said...

i was a barracuda. how cuddly.

also, the blue fish died over the weekend, presumably from loneliness. he was treated to a proper burial at sea and now literally sleeps with the fishes.