Friday, September 02, 2005
The inevitable has happened
Serafina, my older kitty, saw Dante's nuts and took her opportunity. It happened at about 9 pm last night. Dante was lolling around being adorable and I was petting his belly. I turned away, but Dante continued to expose his belly, complacent in his joy. Serafina, seeing her chance, reared back and tried to bite off his nuts. Yes, though he is but 4 months old, Sera thought it nigh time he was neutered and went for the family jewels. But I implore you, compatriots, to fear not, for, as is the wont of most men who sense the impending danger to their fruit and berries, Dante reacted with the speed normally attributed to cheetahs on speed.
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I cannot say how relieved I am to know that Dante's balls were snatched from the edge of oblivion. Bravo Dante! By the way, I thank you for your concern, the most we got was some heavy wind which pruned the trees around here quite effectively.
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